"For there can't be good living where there is not good drinking."

-Benjamin Franklin

“He who drinks beer sleep well. He who sleeps well cannot sin. He who does not sin goes to heaven. Amen.”

-Anonymous

“Beer drinkin’ don’t do half the harm as love makin’.”

-Anonymous

“For we could not now take time for further search (to land our ship), our victuals being much spent, especially our beer.”

-Anonymous

“Life, alas, is very dear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!”

-Louis Untermeyer

“Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and I will conquer the world.”

-Kaiser Wilhelm II

“Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.”

-John Ciardi

"Mother's in the kitchen washing out the jugs. Sister's in the pantry bottling the suds. Father's in the cellar mixin' up the hops. Johnny's on the front porch watchin' for the cops."

-Prohibition song

"I've always believed that paradise will have my favorite beer on tap."

-Rudyard Wheatley

"For there can't be good living where there is not good drinking."

-Benjamin Franklin

"Beer-a high and mighty liquor."

-Julius Caesar

"The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer."

-Ancient Egyptian wisdom

"Bring back beer and you bring back prosperity"

-Jimmy Walker

New York City Mayor -1932

"Most people hate the taste of beer-to begin with. It is however, a prejudice that many have been able to overcome"

-Winston Chruchill

"How much of our literature, our political life, our friendships and love affairs, depend on being able to talk peacefully in a bar!"

-John Wain

"I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."

-Abraham Lincoln

"He was a wise man who invented beer."

-Plato

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-Benjamin Franklin